lil outta touch with reality

laurdlannister-kingslayer: coyote-blu: hubbabubba-overlord: m...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:14:06 +1000

coyote-blu:

hubbabubba-overlord:

mothisdustinthewind:

thatpettyblackgirl:

So racist he doesn’t even have colored photographs

He didnt want your racist ass as his fan anyways

This dude is aware that Robert DiNero is married to a black woman and has mixed kids, right?

Like WHY would you think this man would support that pissed off rotting jack-o-lantern in the first place?

Reblogging for this great photo of his family

bro lmao

throwbackblr: Rush Hour 2 (2001) Outtakes

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:11:07 +1000

throwbackblr:

Rush Hour 2 (2001) Outtakes

blueberryborderline: tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:10:19 +1000

blueberryborderline:

tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself

peterssquill: the funniest moment in dofp was when mid maximum security jail breakout of the most...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:31:37 +1000

peterssquill:

the funniest moment in dofp was when mid maximum security jail breakout of the most “dangerous” criminal in America, a split second after saying he doesn’t care for violence, doped up professor x sees his ex for the first time in years and then straight up decks him hard enough they both stumble, even tho that particular ex was someone he full well knew he’d be seeing on this particular visit to the pentagon, and had plenty of time to come to terms with, but lost his chill exactly .00000003 seconds after seeing him. i c o n i c !!!!!!!!!!!

shedoshebest: skazuhira-miller: a stealth game where the hardmode is your character has to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:30:42 +1000

shedoshebest:

skazuhira-miller:

a stealth game where the hardmode is your character has to constantly be wearing the loudest flip flops ever

This is to the counterpart to that ‘horror game where the only light is your light up shoes’ post.

chuucutie: https://instagram.com/p/Bh2cEcJgrWS/

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:30:15 +1000

chuucutie:

https://instagram.com/p/Bh2cEcJgrWS/

tastefullyoffensive: (via striderepiphany)

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:50:30 +1000

tastefullyoffensive:

(via striderepiphany)

ouc-h: be with someone who is good for your mental health

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:49:57 +1000

ouc-h:

be with someone who is good for your mental health

beejohnlocked: superblyboring: robotlyra: Me: watching What...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:49:51 +1000

beejohnlocked:

superblyboring:

robotlyra:

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong

I was not prepared for any of this. But least of all, the fucking parachute.

lisbethsalander: Phantom Thread (2017) dir. Paul Thomas...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:47:42 +1000

lisbethsalander:

Phantom Thread (2017)
dir. Paul Thomas Anderson

…It sounds almost inarticulate. You try to describe it. I remember showing a guy I work with a lot—he saw him put his socks on and he was like, I don’t how to describe it except I just watched a man put his socks on. I think it’s that […] you feel somebody inhabiting something and some kind of strange magic with Daniel that you… I don’t know how it works. I’ve worked with him twice and I still don’t know how it works… [I’ve] sat there in the front row and watched it happen and it’s the same. It’s the same feeling that you get when you watch the film, you’re like, hmm, there’s a guy shaving, I’ve never really watched a man shave like that before. Strange; I don’t know how he does it, but I like it.
— Paul Thomas Anderson in conversation with Chris Hardwick on Daniel Day-Lewis

flowerflies: my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:46:49 +1000

flowerflies:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

topshelfbottom: iwouldntshowmom: sabotagedselfie: prasejeebu...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:45:07 +1000

topshelfbottom:

iwouldntshowmom:

sabotagedselfie:

prasejeebus:

So my friend got Nikki Blonsky to make me one of those personalized videos and… I’m screaming

i don’t know how to process this

Nikki coming down from heaven to save the gays from loneliness this pride season

if this was the last thing i saw before i died…….. i’d be at peace

blows kiss toward australia for the junker queen

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:43:12 +1000

friendraichu: platypus426: This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:43:04 +1000

friendraichu:

platypus426:

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

this is some god tier trickery and i love it

2000ish: #me while watching my favourite show/movie

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:42:28 +1000

2000ish:

#me while watching my favourite show/movie

spectra-bear:My brother sent me the most blessed video of all...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:42:19 +1000

spectra-bear:

My brother sent me the most blessed video of all time

“But antidepressants changes your brain chemistry!”

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:29:51 +1000

gayandstressedout:

do yourself a favor and read “Oh God, Not Again!” by Sarah1281

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:15:16 +1000

jammeke:

susiephone:

it is a harry potter fanfic from like 2009, 160k words, 50 chapters

basically, adult Harry accidentally goes back in time and wakes up on his 11th birthday again, but with all his memories of the future intact

(the way he travels back makes no sense whatsoever but it doesn’t really matter)

harry decides upon 3 goals:

fuck up as much shit as possible

make a shitload of money

save some lives or whatever

it is

H I L A R I O U S

his go-to explanation for how he knows what’s going to happen?

he has a psychic scar

(hermione is SO PISSED about this)

(neville’s like “either he’s psychic, or he’s the greatest conman alive”)

everyone just sort of assumes harry’s insane and he doesn’t do much to dispute this

harry also decides to make it his mission in life to LOSE the house cup every year

“snape is my sole ally”

he also goes out of his way to befriend neville, ginny, and luna earlier this time, so they’re part of the gang throughout and it’s great

even draco is a friend!

(kind of)

(when harry’s not spreading a rumor that draco’s the lovechild of narcissa and snape, anyway)

harry’s motivation for everything he does in this story is basically, “oh, this will be hilarious”

either that or, “it’s probably a tax deductible”

because the way lockhart is written in this story is also amazing and harry ends up teaming up with him to merchandise The Boy Who Lived so he can have cash to burn

(so he gets a LOT of shit done via bribes)

it gets to the point where harry is able to convince everyone that he’s not the heir of slytherin…. because if he was, he’d have found a way to make money off of it

and everyone’s like “yeah ok that checks out”

in this timeline, neville’s boggart isn’t snape…. it’s harry as the minister of magic

harry also decides to make sure cedric lives by quizzing him constantly on what to do if he ends up in a graveyard

harry: by the way, that reminds me – cedric. graveyard.

cedric, not even really listening: run like hell.

the sheer magnitude to which harry does not give a fuck in this timeline is truly awe-inspiring

he mouths off to everyone, and i mean everyone. lockhart, snape, the dursleys, malfoy, friggin’ voldemort
everyone is like “what… what the fuck, harry”

(though by the end of first year it’s more like “… *deep sigh* … fine.
snape is so angry
it’s fucking hysterical and just about everyone ends up better off

here’s the link

thank me later

mattelektras: last touch…. a pair of the most ultimately killer...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:12:20 +1000

mattelektras:

last touch…. a pair of the most ultimately killer shades.

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:41:07 +1000